Grateful for the broken shoulder – Berliner Morgenpost

The living and the dead

Thank you for breaking your shoulder




Erich Rauschenbach is quite pleased with its general condition.

Photo: Christian Schultz

The cartoonist Erich Rauschenbach found it crazy to go to the gym – until he became one himself.

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